Tag: comedy
member name: FARMER SHAWN
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September 13, 2007 10:47 PM EDT --
Grand Canyon Adventures was a mom & pop sort of place. It was one of just a few places advertising tours into the Grand Canyon from what we saw on our 75-mile trek from Albuquerque .
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July 22, 2007 08:34 PM EDT --
The sun was just starting to rise in the Texas sky and I was now beginning to see the destruction that the tornado that spared our lives had left behind.
Once again Davinci asked me, "What is it . . .
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May 18, 2007 01:36 AM EDT --
Light from the machines was just enough to see what I needed to see.
There laid Davinci, passed out with 7, and I know this because I counted them, candy bar wrappers around him on the floor.
There wasn’t . . .
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May 21, 2007 01:29 AM EDT --
The elevator doors had closed with Davinci left on the previous floor.
As the elevator started up to the next floor, I made a decision to get off there. Other wise I would have . . .
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July 11, 2007 01:04 AM EDT --
“Slow down, Bender, you’re going to crash! This motorcycle is way too loud! You need driving lessons.”
I hadn’t been on the road for an hour, and already Davinci . . .
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August 09, 2007 01:41 AM EDT --
Davinci opened the sunroof again and stuck his head out as we made our way across the parking lot toward The Great Mall.
“Finally, hallelujah!” Davinci shouted out as Ace pulled our limo over . . .
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August 16, 2007 07:19 PM EDT --
“These are official Billabong Boardshorts’, they’re for surfing!” Davinci sounded excited, “Can we get some?”
“We also give a lifetime guarantee from being SHARK . . .
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August 07, 2007 12:56 PM EDT --
Davinci held the button down as the window between us and the driver opened. He stuck his head up into the front seat and shouted, “This Hummer is so sweet!”
It definitely was, I’m . . .
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May 02, 2007 11:49 AM EDT --
The straw was floating right next to me, in the swamp. I reached over and grabbed it, tore the wet nasty paper off of it, and stuck it down in Davinci's mouth, just as the water was cresting . . .
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May 16, 2007 11:53 AM EDT --
A few moments later, two gentlemen came back into the room for Davinci. They unlocked the wheels on his gurney, and started wheeling him out the door.
“Where are you taking him, what’s . . .
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May 17, 2007 11:39 PM EDT --
“It’s time for our great escape Bender!” He said, as he jumped over the guard rails off the bed, hit the floor and was out the door and gone in a second.
It took me a moment or . . .
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May 21, 2007 03:01 PM EDT --
The doors totally opened and I got out. I stood there for a moment deciding which way to go. I was at an area where the hall went 4 different ways.
It was dark and musty down here. . . .
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May 23, 2007 08:47 AM EDT --
“Did you bring the morphine?” Davinci asked her.
“Yes” Chelsea said, waving a big needle in the air.
Davinci rolled over, and stuck his butt . . .
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May 23, 2007 10:27 PM EDT --
In my flashback, bullets were flying everywhere, and I was ducking for cover.
“You better open up those eyes and get yourself out of bed.” The familiar voice said. . . .
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July 21, 2007 02:33 PM EDT --
The wind was getting even faster; I could feel the pine tree I was hugging flip-flopping in the monstrous storm. A tree slightly smaller than the ones Davinci and I were hugging pulled right out . . .
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October 25, 2007 11:45 PM EDT --
“I’m sure you read this in our rules and regulations disclaimer back at the Canteen… But I’m required to remind all participants this:” The Chief said. . . .
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May 16, 2007 11:20 PM EDT --
As we walked back into the room, I heard a familiar voice.
“Hey Bender how ya doing little buddy?” Davinci asked.
He was in bed and sitting up.
Chelsea said, "I'll . . .
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July 11, 2007 11:20 PM EDT --
“There,” he pointed toward the woods we had just come from.
“He lives in the cemetery?” I asked, while jogging along with the truck as it was picking up speed and getting . . .
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July 23, 2007 01:36 PM EDT --
As I took another step, the morning’s silence was broken by a gunshot. The ground about 20 feet in front of us exploded.
“You’re on Private Property!”a voice echoed from . . .
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August 08, 2007 02:36 PM EDT --
Ace pulled the huge Hummer limousine over to the side of the parking lot and put it in park. Davinci then opened the door and tripped jumping down onto the ground.
He ended up flat on his back, . . .
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