Tag: the davinci tales
member name: FARMER SHAWN
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May 01, 2007 10:53 AM EDT --
"I don't know how you convinced me to get into this plane with you Davinci, but I gotta be nuts."
"May-Day... May-Day" Davinci hollared into the radio.
The crop . . .
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May 03, 2007 11:17 AM EDT --
"Awww, little Bender is hungry... If you hadn't noticed, we just crashed a plane, we're stuck in the middle of a swamp, it's getting dark outside...
Davinci stopped speaking, his . . .
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May 02, 2007 12:58 AM EDT --
All I could think of, as the plane skipped the tree tops, slammed the ground and started sliding, was that I was never going flying with Davinci again...
Crash, Bang, Boom... The plane came . . .
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May 04, 2007 03:20 PM EDT --
"Hang tight guys, I'm coming over."
This woman then jumped from the airboat, onto the top of the plane with us.
"Hello, I'm Natalie." She said...
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May 06, 2007 01:23 PM EDT --
I ducked down for cover... Then it hit me.
No, really! A bullet had hit me.
I reached up and felt blood, rolling down the side of my head...
"Stop firing that gun, Momma," . . .
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May 10, 2007 12:36 AM EDT --
Momma's voice was getting softer, as she drifted further out into the the dark swamp. My heart sunk, as did Natalie's, I'm sure...
We sat there quietly for a few minutes. . . .
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May 18, 2007 01:36 AM EDT --
Light from the machines was just enough to see what I needed to see.
There laid Davinci, passed out with 7, and I know this because I counted them, candy bar wrappers around him on the floor.
There wasn’t . . .
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May 02, 2007 11:49 AM EDT --
The straw was floating right next to me, in the swamp. I reached over and grabbed it, tore the wet nasty paper off of it, and stuck it down in Davinci's mouth, just as the water was cresting . . .
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May 03, 2007 11:57 PM EDT --
Davinci tripped and went down again, he was acting really weird.
When he got up again, I knew why. There was fresh blood on the fuselage, right underneath where he stood.
Davinci had been . . .
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May 16, 2007 11:53 AM EDT --
A few moments later, two gentlemen came back into the room for Davinci. They unlocked the wheels on his gurney, and started wheeling him out the door.
“Where are you taking him, what’s . . .
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May 17, 2007 11:39 PM EDT --
“It’s time for our great escape Bender!” He said, as he jumped over the guard rails off the bed, hit the floor and was out the door and gone in a second.
It took me a moment or . . .
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May 16, 2007 11:20 PM EDT --
As we walked back into the room, I heard a familiar voice.
“Hey Bender how ya doing little buddy?” Davinci asked.
He was in bed and sitting up.
Chelsea said, "I'll . . .
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October 25, 2007 11:45 PM EDT --
“I’m sure you read this in our rules and regulations disclaimer back at the Canteen… But I’m required to remind all participants this:” The Chief said. . . .
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May 07, 2007 01:46 PM EDT --
"This is Natalie, Davinci. She saw our plane go down while she was out fishing with her momma. She came out on her airboat to rescue us, and it was a good thing she did. You were bitten . . .
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May 14, 2007 12:04 AM EDT --
There was an amphibious rescue vehicle, with what looked like firemen standing on it, out past where Momma, stood in Natalie's airboat.
"Momma stop! Rescuers!" Natalie . . .
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April 28, 2007 01:45 AM EDT --
HEY EVERYONE,
I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY NEW FARM SERIES SEGMENT, "THE DAVINCI TALES". IT'S GONNA BE LIKE BILLY BENDER ON STEROIDS.
I AM SICK OF MY WIFE GETTING ON ME, ABOUT . . .
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